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Friday, 4 August 2017


Until fairly recently, fighting games for computers have had a pretty bad reputation. For some reason, the arcade thrills of a fighter battling it out on the streets or a virtual arena didn't translate so well. That's not to say desktops went without a number of system exclusives in the genre. Battle Beast, a 1995 game for Windows from 7th Level, was one of them. Does it change the tide for melees on a monitor? Or will it continue on the trajectory of terrible tussles?

Well, things look good in the graphics department at least. Battle Beast uses hand-drawn cell animation to make up its visuals and the certainly look the part. With its Saturday-morning cartoon aesthetic, it was beyond any other 2D fighter on the home market at that time. The animation is fluid and consistent with an imaginative design few others could boast. This was the company that would late give us the Ace Ventura game after all.

The story could have come straight from the minds of Cartoon Network. A popular new product is taking the world by storm. Part pet, part robot, the Battle Beasts are sold to be both a loving companion and a vicious, fighting security guard. The evil Toadman and his henchman Wart have broken into the Battle Beast factory and taken the 'bots for themselves so they can take over the world. It's up to those animals not brainwashed by the villainous mastermind to combat his army of toads and save the day. Were there a toy line, you'd know a show would've been green lit.

What separates this from almost any other brawler is the morphing abilities of the robots. Each fighter begins each stage as a cute and cuddly animal but can morph into a mechanical fighting machine and back at the touch of a button (well, two buttons). There are some interesting designs too, even if they all ultimately play the same.


  According to the manual, Sparky and his robot alter-ego, Sparticus is
  the best-selling Battle Beast. In his non-morphed state, he is adept at
  swinging a hammer, though he's not so good at defending projectiles.

  This cheerful goldfish is more at home when around H2O. Water
  projectiles have no effect, while plasma inflicts extra damage. The
  fish-hook stored in. his stomach always comes in handy.


  This model Battle Beast is so unpopular he has no nickname.
  Who wants a rodent when you can have a rhino? As a rat, his
  detachable tail makes for. a formidable weapon while his fists
  deal just as much damage in his mechanical state. Hates water.


  This loveable rhino transforms into an imposing winged creature. In his
  non-morphed state, his horn holds secret attacks. He is not so good at
  dodging fire.


  There's a reason why this dummy-sucking lizard has been given the title
  of 'Killer'. He may use a milk-filled baby bottle to attack, but it packs
  a punch. As do his kicks when morphed.


  The newest model has also been dubbed 'The Kiss of Death'. This turtle
  puts his shell to good use in both forms. Unmorphed it acts as a
  hammer of sorts, while morphed it's best used as a shield.
  He's good with water but hates lasers.

In my brief description of each character above, you'll notice there's something of an elemental theme. Each is strong or weak against water, fire, bullets or laser/plasma. It doesn't really affect the gameplay too much as you'll only ever fight against the same opponent multiple times until you reach the big boss. Sure, it's good to know if you're weak against water but it's no badly implemented you won't know it's there unless you read the manual. The same goes with each fighter's moveset - there's no real variation. In their un-morphed state, a double-tap of button 2 will take out your melee weapon, whether it be a hammer, fish-hook or baby bottle. They all act like a baseball bat with no difference to how they play.

Then again, considering the archaic controls, you wouldn't want to learn multiple moves for multiple characters. For some reason, Battle Beast uses the same type of controls most often associated with older single-button fighters. Except here there's an extra button thrown in. I guess in 1995, most PC gamers preferred to play with a joystick but designing a fighting game around this has always been a terrible idea in my opinion. At least in the era of the micro-computer, this was born out of necessity.

How it works is that moves are mapped to an attack button and direction button combined. For example, a tap of a button on its own does nothing unless combined with an arrow key. It's style of play that takes some getting used to, especially if you're more familiar with the Street Fighter style of input. It's not helped by some terrible mapping on the keyboard. By default, player one controls are F, C, V and B for movement and 1 and 2 for the buttons. Thankfully, they're fully customisable in the options screen but it does go to show how little thought went into how intuitive the controls are.

There is a two-player mode, with player two using the right side of the keyboard, and it does differ from single player. Instead of going through the stages in order, players control a dot on the map screen to race towards the nearest arena. Whoever gets to a location first gets a few moments to tally up some points by attacking small toads. You can even scoop up some extra ammo too. Picking them up is also counterintuitive. It requires the use of a move that can only be performed in your un-morphed state; a solid idea in theory but in practice it's fiddly and frustrating.

What is implemented well is the inclusion of secret areas. In these quiet moments, before the other player arrives, you can look for a part of the background that can be attacked with your un-morphed melee weapon. It will transport you to a secret area where even more point, ammo and upgrades can be had. You see, your projectile attack has a limited number of bullets and your strength depletes over time so finding these areas - and any regular pickups - is a must. It adds a small amount of tactical thinking to the game so it's not just button-mashing. The thing is, you'll be so occupied with fighting and defending, you won't notice any of these extras mid-match.

When it comes down to it, Battle Beast is a handsomely produced fighting game with a lot of interested mechanics that simply don't gel. With more development, these additions could've made for a fun fighter that differentiates itself from the likes of Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat. Instead, it perpetuates the same problems the genre has become notorious for on home computers, but at least it did it in cartoon-form.

To download the game, follow the link below. This custom installer exclusive to The Collection Chamber uses DOSBox running Microsoft Windows 3.1 to get the game working on modern systems. Manual and Quick Reference Guide included. Tested on Windows 10.

File Size: 102 Mb.  Install Size: 161 Mb.  Need help? Consult the Collection Chamber FAQ


Battle Beast is © 7th Level
Review, Cover Design and Installer created by me

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  1. Dude... I came across this site a few days ago, and been loving what I find. When I was a kid, I had a CD Game Demo disk, it was awesome. It had an interactive hub that you could walk around in that was a space station! You could walk around the station and go to the different games you wanted to play the demo of. I remember that this game was one of the games on it, I THINK you could only play as one character and it was just one fight, but I remember thinking that the graphics looked amazing (still like the look to be honest), and also, I could never get the characters to move right, I think I might have been around 5 at the time lol. Anyways, the point of this rambling is this: I had very vague memories about this game, I had always wondered what it was and wanted to find it again, but couldn't remember any details about it at all. I couldn't even tell you the name of that demo disk back then. But then I come across this, BOOM, memories come flooding back. I download it (finally!), boot it up, it works flawlessly! Yeah it doesn't control great, but I'm glad I finally got the chance to play this again. Keep doing what you're doing man, loving the games you're doing this with. I hate how hard it is to get some of these games to work on Windows 10, so I appreciate you mother f**ker.

    1. Thanls! That demo disc sounds like it was from the US PC Gamer cover disk. They did a lot of cool interactive menus featuring Coconut Monkey. He got in a variety of shenanigans :)

      Metal Jesus did a brief overview of one of them


  2. Nice! I did a little research after I posted that, and found this Let's Play, it's exactly what I was talking about. That other one looked interesting though.


    Also, have you thought about releasing a download of Windows 95 or 3.1 running in Dosbox Daum? I was able to get 3.1 running just fine after a lot of tinkering, but 95 is being a real asshole.

    1. I doubt I'll release standalone Windows packages, however you can still use one of my Win95 game packages as a template. Just uninstall the original game within win95 (as you would've done back then) and while there edit the win.ini so that the package wont try to auto launch. Now it's a blank win95 build.

      As for Windows 3.1, you can edit the .conf files. Add a # to the bginning of the last line and remove the # from the begin of the line before it. It will now boot to the Win3.1 OS.

  3. I definitely appreciate you replying, however after trying everything you said, I'm fairly certain that I just need more practice with this kind of stuff. I've been using Dosbox forever, and I'm pretty good with it. But Dosbox Daum, emulating Windows inside of it, etc. definitely still in the learning stage. The whole reason I even learned about this stuff is because I wanted to have Johnny Castaway as a screensaver on Win 10 lol. Then it just spiraled, I love this shit.

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