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Leap into the fray with this fast, furious, and FUNNY dungeon romp. Immerse yourself in a FRENETIC action environment as you battle the evil minions of a dastardly dragon. Laugh out loud at the quips, quibbles and quirks of this slightly "off" band of adventurers. And while you may not want these characters to show up at your next dinner party, you'll forgive their ECCENTRICITIES when their diverse but effective skills get you through to the next level.

Amazing Depth and Excitement
  • 4 characters with tons of humorous dialogue
  • Up to 4 players can play cooperatively on one machine or via the Internet, LAN or modem
  • Beautiful 3D rendered graphics
  • 40 action-packed levels
  • Random dungeon generator automatically creates new levels for unlimited gameplay
  • Easy to play, hard to master
  • 20 monster breeds and 8 deadly bosses
  • 8 artifact powerups give special abilities
  • Spectacular audio, with panning/fading, ambient and trigger sound effects
  • Dynamic color filters for amazing effects
  • Irresistibly addictive, fast-paced action for one to four players
  • Lava puddles, curses and other hazards add to the excitement
  • Play through over 40 levels to defeat the dastardly dragon Darimil
  • Amazing special effects include color lighting, translucency and particle effects
~from the back of the box

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. If that's the case then Gauntlet should be bashfully fluttering their eyes at Get Medieval, Monolith's modern (or late-90's) take on the arcade classic.

Like it's 80's inspiration, Get Medieval is a top-down shooter where up to four fantasy stereotypes battle against hordes of creatures in large winding mazes. Some creatures, like the sporadically disappearing Death Hag, have obvious counterparts in the original came. In this case, the only difference with the phasing Sorceress of the original is the addition of a projectile attack. Even the playable characters have on-to-one counterparts in the original series...

Eryc the Archer

An almost direct copy of Gauntlet's Quester the Elf, Eryc the Archer is the fastest of the four, but his attack power and armour defence is the lowest. I found it to be a good trade-off for the increase in speed as you can quickly upgrade the other two with ease.

Eryc has the preening personality of a self-entitled narcissistic pretty boy.

"I am flawless! Look at my incredible outfit."
"I deserve these items more than anyone"
Kellina the Avenger

Embodying the same feminine badassery as Gauntlet's Thyra the Valkyrie, Kellina is more even-keeled with her stats. She has a slight edge on speed over strength.

Kellina is tough and has a self-assured, no-nonsense personality. She will never pass up the opportunity to say how much better she is over her male counterparts.

"No warrior can compare to me."
"Female warrior at your service."
Zared the Barbarian

It's likely Zared goes to the same gym as Gauntlet's Thor the warrior but judging by the mass of muscles, Zared may have been downing the steroids on the side. He is number one in strength, but he is by far the slowest.

Personality wise, Zared hasn't got much going for him beyond a bad Austrian accent. A wannabe Arnold Swarzenegger.

"Yawr! Let's get pumped up!."
"This is so simple. I could fall asleep here."
Levina the Sorceress

There has to be a magic user in any fantasy game. Gauntlet had Merlin the Wizard while Get Medieval evens out the sexes by including Levina the Sorceress. Like Kellina, she's the middle ground stat-wise with an emphasis on strength over speed.

Levina has one character trait; horny. Almost everything she says is a breathy innuendo.

"Take me now!"
"Look at all of that loot! Ooh, yeah!"

Each of these characters have tons of personality, but it quickly grates. Their choice of actors seems to have come from rejects of your local improv Comedy Store. Nothing beyond the voice work has anything comedic about it. The opening cinematic would be serious were it not for the constant in-character commentary. And it appears they used the first shoddy take too. Needless to say, the humour is not exactly to my liking but I can't imagine the game without it. If they stuck to serious fantasy tropes, the game would seem a little dry which would only confound the already repetitive gameplay.

The frenetic action is also more than a little arbitrary. It's all about the level progression and high score - good for an arcade cabinet, not so good for a game released the same year as Half-Life and Grim Fandango. You can collect enough gold to make Elon Musk envious, but all that moolah means very little. Piles of the stuff is just lying on the floor, so much so that a self-imposed no-coin run is almost impossible. There's no way to spend any of it in the game, which is a shame, meaning it's only purpose is to see a number gradually rise up on the HUD.

Get Medieval (left) and Gauntlet (right). Can you tell the difference?

At the end of every fifth level you'll be met with a boss. The large sprites on these creatures do look impressive, but all of them play the same. The hulking beast will slowly trundle towards you, occasionally releasing a projectile or two as you slowly whittle down its health. This lack of variety can be assigned to the regular enemies too, all of which gather in hoards and make a beeline towards you. They will continuously spawn from their own lair until it is destroyed leaving keys or other power-ups in its wake.

The use of keys and power-ups is where the game becomes a little less mindless. The level maps are huge, requiring you to scour the maps for coloured keys or floor switches to unlock doors. After every boss, you'll be given a skeleton key which will disappear in 30 seconds. Make it to the end-of-level teleport before the time runs out and you'll gain access to a secret room full of collectibles. Most is just treasure, obviously, but you may find upgrades to your strength and armour. Other power-ups include invisibility cloaks, god mode and a fear mask that will repel all enemies for a time.

Get Medieval holds my attention in the same way Gauntlet does. They're both the same after all. I found it very entertaining in short bursts but anything longer is repetitive and tiresome. If you ever get a hankering to play the arcade classic Gauntlet, play Gauntlet. If you want better graphics and bad jokes to go with it, Get Medieval isn't a bad choice.

To download the PC game, follow the link below. This custom installer exclusive to The Collection Chamber uses dgVoodoo to run on modern systems. Help File Manual converted to PDF included. Read the ChamberNotes.txt for more detailed information. Tested on Windows 10.

File Size: 103 Mb.  Install Size: 152 Mb.  Need help? Consult the Collection Chamber FAQ


Get Medieval is © Microïds & Monolith Productions Inc
Review, Cover Design and Installer created by me

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  1. Thanks for a great review. And I have to agree, I played a fair bit of Gauntlet as a kid but while it is obviously well remembered, it was also a bit of a genre cul de sac and I think that isn't an accident - it was always felt repetitive, even pointless after a while. I can't imagine video-game level parody humour provide the missing ingredient necessary to shake off the ennui.

    Maybe the bad quality voice acting is an homage to the original's infamously indecipherable digitised speech? :D

  2. I actually enjoyed this game with the controller. It reminded me that Gauntlet existed before games like Baldur's Gate : The Dark Alliance 1&2.

  3. The game works (Win10), but the cutscenes are in black and white and during the game the menus on the right are messy. Do you know any way to fix it?

    1. It sounds like the dgVoodoo settings aren't being applied. Open up dgVoodooCpl.exe from the install folder and select "dgVoodoo watermark". Run the game and if it shows on the bottom right, it's working and the issue is probably something else (perhaps a bad install or your missing one of the Microsoft Visual C++ packages?)

    2. Thanks so much! Both for the protip and for the game.

  4. lo ejecute en Windows 10 de 64 bit y funciona!!!
    me alegraste el año