Friday, 20 March 2015


While the first two Discworld games had a colourful cartoony approach, the third game in the series went in a completely different direction. Discworld Noir would spell the death knell for Perfect 10 Entertainment, but they were adamant that they would go out with a bang...

As you would expect from its title, Discworld Noir is everything you'd expect - a dark, brooding homage to Film Noir of 40s Hollywood. But with added funnies. Unlike the first two games, this is not based on any particular text, but is its own self-contained tale. While the first two were based on Guards! Guards! and Reaper Man respectively, this takes its cues more from Elmore Leonard than Terry Pratchett.

It begins like with our private detective Lewton (our protagonist for the game - so long Rincewind) being hired by a busty dame named Carlotta to investigate a murder. So far, its your regular Raymond Chandler with chuckles, but things soon escalate into a tangled web of conspiracies.

The graphics are no longer hand-drawn, but uses a pre-rendered CGI style with a heavy emphasis on mood lighting. The only real time 3D character is Lewton himself, but his model does revert during cut scenes and certain conversations. Even at the time of its release in 1999, this style looked off to me. Sure, the technical aspects are on full display, but the artistry seemed to take second place for the most part.

By using this style, it loses a lot of its character, resting all of its charm on the shoulders of the script and voice talent. While Eric Idle is no longer in the cast, the actor's would need to do a lot to make up for it. Luckily Rob Brydon, Kate Robbins and Nigel Planer return, this time with the added talent of Red Dwarf's Robert Llewellyn. Brydon does a decent job as Lewton, but his American accent does occasionally slip back into his native Welsh.

Gameplay has also seen an overhaul. While still in the realm of traditional point-and-click with inventory based puzzles, Lewton also carries around a notepad with him. This will quickly fill up with clues and red herrings that can be used as both dialogue options and, uniquely, as if they were items. Not only does this allow for some fiendish puzzles, it also cleverly adds to the immersion of being a private investigator, crossing off clues when they are no longer needed. The downside to this is that you'll often have to scroll through pages and pages of clues as you progress further in the game.

Considering the story is its own and contains mostly unique characters not found in the books, the writing is excellent. The parodies here are not so much taken from famous fantasy writings, but also video games. A particular highlight is when you come across Laredo Cronk, a rather blatant riff on Lara Croft of Tomb Raider fame. When describing her job as a 'Tomb Evacuator', she states "(It's) nothing special. I break into places where priceless antiquities have been locked away for centuries, overcome the elaborate and convoluted security systems, defeat my rivals and make away with the treasure. Typical day's work really." It's certainly sounds like something you'd hear from Pratchett himself, had he been an avid gamer.

The only downside to the game, however, is in its lack of compatibility on modern systems. It does kind of work on Windows 7, but you'd have to go through a lot of hoops in order to do so, including editing your registry and weird in-game workarounds - even then there's no guarantee it won't crash. It's a shame as most people do consider this to be the better of the three. It's puzzles are certainly more accessible to the average adventure gamer.

There is hope, though it is a rather low-res one. The game was ported over to the PlayStation for the European market and works perfectly with an emulator. The downsize is that the three discs worth of game has been reduced to one. Everything is in there, but in a highly compressed form. Frames of animation have disappeared giving a more choppy look and the polygon count in Lewton has been reduced. Take a look at the comparison screenshots below.

It looks like the PC version seems destined to be solely relegated to the distant desktops of 1999 (unless those folks at ScummVM get their talented hands on it). Until then, we'll have to make do with the PlayStation version, which is what I've provided below. Don't worry, it is compatible with a mouse so there's no clunky joy-pad controls if you don't want them. It basically plays the same as the PC version, albeit a lot uglier.

Over all, Discworld Noir is an excellent game and one that is only marred in my eyes by the change in direction it took from its predecessors. Had this had been the first Discworld game to be released, I might be singing to a different tune and ranked it above the others like others tend to do. As it stands it is still a must play in the genre, no matter what platform you are playing it on.

To download the game, follow the link below. This custom installer exclusive to The Collection Chamber uses ePSXe to emulate it on PCs. Keyboard and mouse are supported. To play with the preferred mouse options, press F5. Tested on Windows 7.

A working Windows '95 is now available. To download the game, follow the link below. This exclusive installer uses the DOSBox Daum build of DOSBox 0.74 running Windows '95. 
IMPORTANT - Remember to shut down the emulated version of Windows before exiting DOSBox. This could result in errors, lost saves and corrupt data. Press Ctrl-F9 when it is safe to do so.

20/09/2015 - Updated to Version 2.0. Changed installer to one that is more stable for larger games. This prevents any errors you may get during install.

Discworld Noir is © Perfect 10 Entertainment
Discworld (the universe) is © Terry Pratchett
Review, Cover Design and Installer created by me

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  1. Files are missing, only Install-DWNW.D03 and D04 available

  2. I may have posted the update before all of the files had finished uploading - I underestimated how long it would take :)
    I've checked and they're all there now (a total of 8 files) but let me know if you run into any more problems. This is the first Win95 emulated game I've configured in DOSBox so I'm curious how you all find it.

  3. Hi! First of all, thanks very much for the work you're doing preserving these games by making them work on newer setups - impressive stuff and most admirable.

    I've been trying to get Discworld Noir running on my laptop since I upgraded to Win7 many years ago and this is probably the closest I've got to getting it running! The installer works fine and DOSBox boots into Windows 95 no problem, but the game gets as far as the loading screen and then it crashes to the '95 desktop with the error "Assert Message: Decompression Error".

    I am running Windows 10 (for all my sins) and I'm thinking maybe one of the files I downloaded didn't complete properly so I might try and re-download them tomorrow. Otherwise, any thoughts?

    1. Hello Sean. Thanks for the kind words. Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner, been a bit manic in my real life.

      Discworld Noir was a bit of a bugger to get running for me too. The Windows 95 emulation is still a bit in its infancy only being supported on a modified version of DOSBox. It requires a beast of a machine to get anything smooth out of it, especially if polygons are involved.

      This was my first attempt at running anything on Windows 95, and as I've run it again, it shows. Some of the settings in the dosbox.conf files are perhaps only good for specific setups. Here's a couple of things that may help with performance. Open the .conf file using notepad.

      - setting fullscreen=false and fullresolution=800x600 from true and desktop will help with any jittery mouse problems. You can still go fullscreen with Alt-Enter, but I recall problems if you do this before the Windows splash screen.

      - setting output=ddraw or direct3d will help with some games. I've noticed occasional crashing with any of the opengl options depending on the game. For windows 95, these should be the only ones to use as the others are more suitable for DOS.

      I've just tested the install with with fullscreen false, full resolution at 800x600 and output as direct3d. The autostart doesn't seem to recognise the CD but the desktop icon plays it. I hope this helps.